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Pastor Joel Osteen’s Christian Clean Jokes A No dirty Funny

Posted on November 2008 in Funny Jokes

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Welcome our Clean Christian Jokes for the Pastor joel Osteen edited by Steve Bocaranda This video contains “Clean Christian Jokes” No dirty funny Jokes

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25 Responses to “Pastor Joel Osteen’s Christian Clean Jokes A No dirty Funny”

1. brettwills24 Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   Joel is providing a …
   Joel is providing a positive message. why you fake-ass “christians” have a problem with that is beyond me. get over yourselves.

   enjoy your book of LIES.

2. ZShort1985 Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   I love that the …
   I love that the final message of the video was just a sales pitch for their ty products which do nothing more than tell others how to live their lives based off man’s interpretation of an edited book called the Bible

3. ZShort1985 Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   And most people …
   And most people need Bill Hicks, or George Carlin, or Bill Maher, who actually tell funny jokes and don’t sell terrible ing bullshit to people.

4. dietrichoc Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   I’m sure this …
   I’m sure this sermon would go well in the Sudan…or China…or the Belgian Congo…or the Middle East! Good Job JOKE OSTEEN:)

5. Itchhhh Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   Abundant Life?! …
   Abundant Life?! What about the Christians that died in the Coliseum under Nero? They were burned on crosses and fed to lions! This was all after Christ died and was raised!

   Wake up folks! Osteen is tickling your ears! This is not the true message of the Bible!

6. Gatormon Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   Is church a place …
   Is church a place to tell jokes? Joel used to be a real big Amway distributor. His style of sermon is very much like a large Amway meeting.

7. yahyahtoopy Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   a little childish …
   a little childish but still was a bit funny i got a little giggle out of it anyway

8. ronlighty420 Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   if you are not …
   if you are not mormon and accepted JOSEPH SMITH into your heart as your saviour , then I have no doubt you will burn forever in ,HELL,HELL !!! REPENT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

9. ronlighty420 Says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   Jesus isnt a …
   Jesus isnt a ing Spick !!!!!
   Mexicans BURN IN !!!!

10. josal9902 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    WOW, LOL, you said …
    WOW, LOL, you said it better than I could have! DITTO!

11. thasaga87 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Also, I like to …
    Also, I like to take a little heaven-sent word for each, but it’s important that we all know God ,personally with prayer, with his word, and sometimes a little fasting and conversation. So, we could know the truth for oursevles. The Holy Spirit will reveal the fake and I know Joel Osteen isn’t one of them.

12. thasaga87 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    I totally agree …
    I totally agree with you. Joel preaches the way he does, because that’s the way God wants him to preach, that’s the way God made him. God gives preachers different types of anioting’s to preach on certain subjects as propersity, healing, revelation(end of the world)or wrath, morals, great biblical understanding, becoming a better person, etc.We are different so that’s why every preacher have a certain style or knowledge of one thing that might fit to us personnally.

13. josal9902 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Some people need …
    Some people need Joel Olsteen’s style of delivery, some need TD Jakes, some need Billy Graham, some need Joyce Meyer, some the local pastors who never make it to television, some like me, take little nuggets from each of them. by far though, the complete, perfect truth, is revealed in the Bible, with prayer, sometimes a lil fasting, it truly comes alive and you GET IT what you never got before nor could understand. Then what’s more amazing until you apply it, you will hear it or see it again…

14. blue347 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    He is a famous …
    He is a famous motivator who looks like a christian.

15. blue347 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Sooo sad to see …
    Sooo sad to see this video. Being a pastor is tough because he/she has to talk how difficult to walk everyday with God and where we are in. If you care about how people about himself, that explains a lot I think.

16. EdgarRoyce Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    God in’ …
    God in’ bless this little nigguh !

17. jmo2426 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    really? do you …
    really? do you think you could cite your sources as to why Jesus is from Ham? Also, why Judah’s Canaanite wife is black? really?

18. typeanoise Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Wow, what a douche. …
    Wow, what a douche. He laughs after he says his dumb jokes.

19. luana4song Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    The jokes were …
    The jokes were funny.

20. myd1986 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Ole Joel says that …
    Ole Joel says that Archie argued that Jesus is white and Jack argued that Jesus is black. Well many will be surprised to find that Jack was right! Jesus was born in the land of Ham (Africa). Have you not read that Judah, one of the sons of Israel married a Canaanite woman (Black). Moses married Zipporah, an Ethiopian woman. If this country has been preaching a “caucasian Jesus” since the 1500s, you too will become disillusioned once you search the Scriptures and find what is fact.

21. drewsky684 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    His wife creeps me …
    His wife creeps me out. She looks like she has an evil side, like she might bite your head off or something

22. GodsVessel08 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    yuh ant alk better …
    yuh ant alk better den dat?
    ah yuh no wat it mean?
    nah get me rong, me nah agree wid him but still.

23. 97z7 Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    yea bumbacutthoat …
    yea bumbacutthoat ur an idiot

24. proringz Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    czechoslovakia
    czechoslovakia

25. ruselling Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Read 2 Tim 4:3-5 It …
    Read 2 Tim 4:3-5 It explains why the seeker movement is present today. This has been prophesied, it is a sign of the times we are living in. Satan is raising up teachers to provide an alternative gospel which is unbiblically focused on Grace to make people feel good so they dont see the sin in their lives and wont repent, and they cant be saved.(Luke 13:3 AND 5 - Jesus said it himself)
    Additionally, this shift from the truth is to pave the way for the “Man of Lawlessness”(2 Thess 2:3-4)

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